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It’s not about the donuts

I know you have heard the jokes about cops and donuts.  You know you have repeated them – don’t try to pretend you didn’t.  Well, I wanted to set the record straight.  Donuts are not a cop’s favorite food.  We only eat them because that is all that anyone ever brings us.  What we really crave is steak.

Why is it that the little ladies at the church or the civic group always stop off at the pastry shop before they come to display their gratitude?  It’s not that we are not thankful for the support but nothing says “we love you” like prime rib.  How come no one ever rolls up with the grill out back of the station and starts slinging the T-bones.  Sure, once and a while we get the left over hot dogs from the fire department cookouts but they’re not sirloin.  Yeah we may grab a glazed morsel between shootouts just to keep our sugar level up for the big arrest but inside we are saying, “where’s the beef?”

I really think it is bad press.  When you say something long enough people start to believe it.  As of today I want everyone to start changing all those jokes you have been telling from donuts to rib eye.  After that last one you told, it’s the least you can do.  Just saying.

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